i am a master of all cell phones.

Stretched again. 9/16 now. Holla

My four new loves. Meet fisheye #2, colorsplash, supersampler, and a replacement holga. True loves!

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TREASURE! I keep finding little happy finds tucked away. Vases are ALWAYS nice to have lying around. Especially when my dining room in bathed in sunlight. :)

Thats my broken coffee pot. Moving isn't going so well.

the monterey bay aquarium was pretty cool, but lacking. seth loved it though, holy crap they had so many different jelly fishes. i thought he was going to have a siezure from the squee.

he was absolutely stunning. so amazing, so charming, so funny. definitely worth the drive. guaranteed i'll be seeing him as often as i can.

Rufus effing wainwright! We're so close! So amazingly fantastic.

I want you to know, when i look in your eyes, with every blow comes another lie.

Barnacles! A lot of them! The sea life is amazing and we haven't even been to the aquarium yet. We've seen sea lions and harbour seals and sea otters, all in their natural habitats!

We found this little cove underneath some buildings where little things that looked like sea anemones were living. Huge boulders and little hermit crabs and lots of birds. I like parts of this more than san diego.

We found a shop dedicated only to things made from garlic. People were just gobbling that shit up too! Weird shit here

I got pulled over. I got a ticket. I got fined. I am a felon. I am screwed.

It was only a kiss, it was only a kiss

Hoist up the sails!

One hour down, nine and a half hours to go!

Baby got a new pair of specs! Armani, son of a bitch!

I've had gangy since mid september. I've already put over ten thousand miles on it. Brilliant. 33333 for the win!

Dusty oh dusty

Too bad i have yet to find one of these in phoenix. Maybe it isn't too amusing, but i was a little drunk and thought it was the best thing in the world. Free pita pit! For the win. Also, i'm in love with a crappy local band with a crappy name who plays mostly covers that included the black keys, KINGS OF LEON, and the band. How cool? Free cd. Singer wanted my balls. Thats right, i said it.

I recieved my first fall from the ice only a few feet from the door and the safety of the inside. Figures. I ripped my best pair of pants. The wound doesn't look so bad, but two days later my knee is swollen as hell and bruised to a very pretty shade. Success.

Whoaoowhoa

Who knew that old time pizza and romas had so much in common?

Michael Moore!

AHH! Its so snowy! We went sledding and i ate it so bad. WOOHOO!

Snow! Fifty miles outta flagstaff. 90 mph.

there is almost no one at the california adventure park. Holy moly this is a first. Doesn't change my desire to leave, though. And i'm completely soaked.

Mmm, breakfast at piggys!

I've definitely been neglecting my blog responsibilities while spending a whole four effing days in disneyland, but its been good fun. California adventures now, and some photos as well. While we watch muppets in 3d. I hate the muppets. And 3d. Awesome. :)

I was just there for pizza

I might not know much about fashion, but i do know this is a complete no no. God save her target shopping soul.

I forgot to carry the zero

This is why my apartment complex is better than yours.

I totally lied when i said i'd post pictures like a was on crack. Whatever. I do what i want. I'm having a great time. I won 8 bucks. And i honey pie. I'm moving to louisiana.

I'm a lady killer and you're a pretty lady.

Woohoo! We haven't even left yet, hell i'm still at work, and i'm one energy drink in. This is going to be one hell of an adventure. Butt grabbing, here i come!

we wait for three days

it's almost vegas time. we leave on friday. holy moly. on this grand trip to las vegas, i guarantee to:

• become so very intoxicated someone has to drag me back to the luxor. every night
• make out with a random stranger
• take far too many scenary photos that have all been taken before
• dance like no one is watching
• grab booties
• send photos like crazy from cell to blog
• have the time of me life. again.

and that's that. starting friday morning the photos will start to fly as betsy and i begin our adventure. watch out!

Its the real deal baby! I'm not too fond of slots.

That was a 7:45 she had plenty of time to get ready!

8 in the morning. First real birthday activity... bum bum bum... CASINO! I'm going to who big! Hopefully. I've got some bills to pay.

Robert lost his first tooth!